First appearance: Episode 63. Member of the old school PK guild Clan O. Not a roleplayer in any fashion, shape or form, ever. Anything you may have heard about it are lies spread by D34dly D34dly and Your Name Here. Appreciates game lore purely in an ironic way. Disagree and you shall die! I mean, ur gonna die. Yeah.
PREVIOUS DAYS: December 12th = Cyborella
First appearance: Episode 161. Queen of the Elves, spouse of Ur-Legolas and lover of Drakoola. Beware mortal, when you set foot in the elven forest, because she can speak straight into your thoughts. A/S/L?
December 11th = Lord Ironman
First appearance: Episode 66. A visionary anti-pk leader who has brought together the good guilds of Clichequest into a powerhouse of righetousness, the ZERG. If the evil PKs cannot be bested in regular combat, then surely they can be defeated by the application of the fundamentals of Zergology. December 10th = Drakoola
First appearance: Episode 101. Former leader of Clan O, Fred the Dread's guild, Drakoola was reduced to a nose by a draconian policy that punished player killing with limb loss. After meeting again his old love Cyborella he now believes (wrongly) that she abandoned him and has departed for a life of piracy in the South Seas, causing an abrupt rise in the number of deaths by fatal ankle wounds. December 9th = The Xmas ape
First appearance: Episode 285. Nothing brings holiday cheer better than a giant ape throwing excrements at your player built town to the tune of Jingle Bells. HOoooOOooo HooOOoOoo HoooOOOOooOOo.
December 8th = Ur-Legolas
First appearance: Episode 157. King of Elfboro and consort of Queen Cyborella. In his magic fountain you can see things that were, things that are, things that have not yet come to pass and a fine selection of dark elf porn.
December 7th = Emonika
First appearance: Episode 213. When a girl's life is such a constant succession of tragedies that no emoticon can express the depth of her sorrow, is there anything that can bring a fleeting sparkle of joy to those beautiful eyes? Well, maybe some legendary loot, or a bit of powerlevelling, or help with a quest or two.
December 6th = The pickup group
First appearance: Episode 191. Let's not get discouraged by a few dozen deaths! The next dungeon has to be easier and maybe the healer will be back from AFK by the time we get there!
December 5th = The white mage
First appearance: Episode 133. Two-handed sword? White mage loot. Legendary crossbow? White mage loot. Staff of lightning? White mage loot. What, you don't agree? Tough shit! Who's gonna heal you, punk? Don't mess with him, he's the fucking white mage.
December 4th = Cyrus
First appearance: Episode 199. Permadead leader of the toughest PK guild of the server, the SDLGDEDDL, i.e. Shadow Dread Lord Gods of the Dark Evil Dead Doom Legion. The only clan whose members wear duped epic shades and the ultimate PK fashion statement, socks dyed in true black.
December 3rd = Infolio
First appearance: Episode 154. Only known specimen of emo dwarf poet. Heartbroken ex-lover of Cyborella, queen of the elves.
December 2nd = Sir K First appearance: Episode 233. A leader of Efficient Omniscience, top PVE raiding guild of the server. Loves the smell of lightning bolt in the morning. December 1st = The beggar First appearance: episode 11. Lives in Fandonia (human capital city) selling rats on a stick and begging. Is the proud owner of bespoke underwear crafted by gluing together the pages of the Code of Conduct of the guild of the Righteous Protectors of the Crimson Star.